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I think I'm a crap photographer. :(

PostPosted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 8:57 pm
by blinkblink
Got any ideas on how I can improve. Subject matter maybe?


Image

PostPosted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 9:22 pm
by cameraguy21773
Magnificent composition but it''l never sell! :roll:

PostPosted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 9:24 pm
by dooda
No, I'd say if you're truly committed to being a crap photographer, I'd continue with the same subject matter, or should I say, Fecal matter.

PostPosted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 9:29 pm
by big pix
......pick it up and move it to a better background or location.........if wet use both hands.........

PostPosted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 9:38 pm
by Antsl
I wouldn't say your a crap photographer, I just think you need someone who can market and sell you well ... someone who's good at bullshit!

PostPosted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 9:42 pm
by Greg S
Absolutely turdrific :D

PostPosted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 9:45 pm
by blinkblink
someone who's good at bullshit!


In this case it's horseshit.

PostPosted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 9:48 pm
by moggy
Jeeeez....you mob crap on! :lol: Nice pic by the way! :)

8) Bob.

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 10:10 pm
by PiroStitch
Wow these forums are now certainly just a bar above bullshit :D

PostPosted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 10:16 pm
by Onyx
Shit never looked so good. ;)

PostPosted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 12:38 am
by Marty
I have a similar interest too.
And no, I didnt arrange the subjects by hand... :roll:

Image

PostPosted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 5:04 am
by Catcha
Now that is crap :D

PostPosted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 11:19 am
by blinkblink
Well done Marty, another crap shot.

I don't think the other photographers here understand the thrill of the hunt when chasing down a good crap. If you all are lucky I'll post a picture of a hot streaming turd from one of my dogs.
:)

PostPosted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 12:05 pm
by BBJ
Hey if that was Makybe Diva's could be worth a few bucks. :lol:

PostPosted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 6:22 pm
by Marty
I dont call it crap.
I call it horse eggs, laid freshly this morning....!!!!
Its a joke from Viz (English comic...)

PostPosted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 7:24 pm
by jethro
Its SHIT Now move on!
J

PostPosted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 9:37 pm
by Willy wombat
Put it in for the competition label it "bowel movement"

I would vote for it!

PostPosted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 10:30 pm
by blacknstormy
Ahhhh - but if you look closer at shit, you'll be amazed what you will find. This is a shot of birds nest fungi, which grows in kangaroo shit :) Had to lay down next to the crap to take the shot, but was worth it. :)
Image

PostPosted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 10:35 pm
by blinkblink
Blacknstormy, love the picture. It's great when you get an opportunity to get up close and personal with a pile of shit.