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What the....???

Postby Marty on Wed Oct 26, 2005 9:04 am

I shot this image for a web comp some time ago.
It was a 'guess what this is' idea.
This is the low quality image.
Cany you guess....????
(Bit too easy I think, and I dint win...)

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Postby Oneputt on Wed Oct 26, 2005 9:16 am

A biscuit??
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Postby gstark on Wed Oct 26, 2005 9:19 am

A swirl of mustard on a bed of tomato sauce.
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Postby Marty on Wed Oct 26, 2005 9:36 am

Great work Gary....
thats only half the answer though.
Now what are the types and brands...??????????
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Postby Sheetshooter on Wed Oct 26, 2005 9:39 am

The Randwick is Rosella and the mustard is Master Foods - possibly American.

On the other hand it may be a poo trail left by a snake with the runs who is now very giddy from going around in ever-increasing circles.

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Postby Marty on Wed Oct 26, 2005 9:45 am

Hey Shooter, spot on with the mustard.....
But the sauce, well I am a pommie so try the 'best' brand...!!!
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Postby Sheetshooter on Wed Oct 26, 2005 9:51 am

Marty,

You're pulling my leg. There's no way that is HP!!

(Nothing to do with Mr. Heinz I suspect.)

Hey, how come with all this concern with cow farts, methane and Global Warming nobody ever sticks it to Heinz for those cans of fart fodder beeans they've inundated the planet with? Dear old Mr. Heinz, killer of planets. A bit like that kindly old southern gent, Colonel Sanders. Kindly be damned! He is to the chicken what Pol Pot was to the Cambodians.
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Postby Marty on Wed Oct 26, 2005 10:00 am

Shooter....
Heinz Tomato Sauce is the only way to go......
HP is the brown, foul tasting sauce, I do have better taste then to eat that.
And those tinned methane bombs, well you have a fair point there.

Anybody else care to post a 'What the..?' shot, maybe just a bit harder.?
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Postby Sheetshooter on Wed Oct 26, 2005 10:04 am

Marty,

I always find it quaint that at harry Ramsden's joints they don't pretend about content such as tomato and stuff - it is either BROWN sauce in a brown plastic bottle or RED sauce in a red plastic bottle.

I only ever frequent those places because at the Services stops they are usually the only place to get a streak & kidney pudding.
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Postby Marty on Wed Oct 26, 2005 10:32 am

Yes shooter, very traditional in English fast food.
The sauces are usually in the appropriate coloured tub, but who really knows whats inside.
Generally after a few beers though it all tastes great.
An the more beers you have drank relates to the quantity of coloured sauce you cover your food with.........or so I am told...!!!!
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